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Deus Ex - Posted 2002-05-23 15:41:14 by postmaster
We recieved the following e-mail:

Subject: Deus Ex
From: XXXXXX 
To: xxxx@xxxxx.xxx
X-Mailer: Ximian Evolution 1.0.5
Date: 23 May 2002 21:27:08 +0200

hi!

on your page (http://treke.net/downloads/) there is a file
called 'deusex.iso'. is this the never released Loki game?
i bought all of the Loki games and certainly would have
bought this too but now that Loki has shut down, would it
be possible to make a 'patch' (set of linux executables)
to use with the windows cd?
i just read on timedoctor.org that "Pretty Much Dead Studios"
(ION Storm) wants zakk to port Daikatana to linux so they
probably wouldn't mind seeing the Deus Ex port... from what
i heard the Deus Ex linux port was ready for release. so it
would only be good for ION Strom/Eidos if some linux users
would buy the win cds...
please write back!

the timedoctor.org staff replies:

Please give Crusader back his peyote.

Thanksyou.

Best Regards,
Zack Slater
Head Goon at your favourite Saved by the Bell homoerotic fanfic site:
http://www.timedoctor.org/

Slanderosa Gimphouse updated - Posted 2002-05-23 01:50:11 by zakk
New gimp from treke:
New gimp from hendersa:

I have visited WWW.TIMEDOCTOR.ORG and noticed that ... - Posted 2002-05-22 23:05:53 by postmaster
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the timedoctor.org staff replies:

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Eat a maximum number of dicks today!
Thank you, drive through.

Best Regards,
Colin Bayer
Staff Goon
www.timedoctor.org

WineX Troll Rants Again - Posted 2002-05-22 15:04:42 by theoddone33
The mysterious and anonymous "WineX Troll" has recently posted a rant about TransGaming's newest press release.

Volunteer to port Daikatana? - Posted 2002-05-22 02:14:25 by zakk
Pretty Much Dead Studios has contacted me in regards to porting their game, Daikatana.

For those that haven't heard of it, it's one of the first FPSs with a man named Superfly Johnson. It looks a little like Quake 2, and you can see where games like Return to Castle Wolfenstein borrowed heavily from Daikatana. Eidos used to own the game and the great characters, but Pretty Much Dead (a company made up of the coders that originally wrote Daikatana) has bought the rights to the game and plans to keep it going and enhance it.

Admittedly, I haven't played it, but it looks like a game that will be fun for people with lower-end systems and people that like a higher-quality of player-superfly interaction than other FPS games.

Anyhow, if you'd like to do the port, please contact me and I'll put you in touch with the developers. The work will not be high-paying, but it might be worth it to have a game like this available to Linux users.

Slanderous Threats from Herr Kreuzader! - Posted 2002-05-20 00:42:22 by postmaster
crusader@linuxgames.com sent us the following death threat!:

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From: Dustin Reyes 
To: news-libel@timedoctor.org
Subject: Pie Menus
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FINAL ORDER TO CEASE AND DESIST

WHEREAS, Zachary keeps FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPING MY FUCKING HEAD;

WHEREAS, Dustin has a sword;

I will cut you with it!!!!

I have no idea what he's talking about <:-D

Slanderosa Gimphouse updated - Posted 2002-05-19 17:31:48 by zakk
New gimp from manzer:
New gimp from Zachary Carmack:

DoomTuxFart 3 Release - Posted 2002-05-19 14:04:30 by zakk
Zachary Carmack wrote in to let us know that his excellent masterpiece DoomTuxFart 3 is available and will have a source release when his site gets 20,000 subscriptions!!!!

Whee! - Posted 2002-05-19 13:42:43 by zakk
Recreational news site timedoctor.org gets new news posting queue ktx2icculus!

Pong Tournament 2003 prealpha test released - Posted 2002-05-19 00:51:43 by theoddone33
Dan Olson let us know that he has started (but not finished) a new fantastic awesome hilarious thought-provoking mind-bender, Pong Tournament 2003. You can grab source to the prealpha version here. Not implemented in this version are gameplay, scorekeeping, and documentation. Keep your eyes peeled for new versions!

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